The Mis-adventures of Wonder Wife

I decided to play dress up tonight for my honey and stuffed myself into my red satin corset, lacy blue panties, white stripper boots, and Wonder Woman cape. (Yes, I know Wonder Woman didn’t wear a cape, but they sell them for $5.00 at Six Flags Great Adventure and I bought one on a lark.) Oh yes, and let’s not forget a gold bangle bracelet on each wrist.

After pictures were taken, Wonder Wife took her favorite thug into custody, intent on using her powers of seduction to fight for truth, justice, and the American way. The problem was, her faithful canine companion (an eight month old Basset puppy) was right on her very high heels. As she reached for the under-the-bed restraints to secure the evildoer, she got a cold wet nose to her backside. Cries of, “EEEK!” aren’t very heroic-sounding. As Wonder Wife had her prisoner bound and began checking him for hidden weapons, the canine companion began barking and running around the bed and, nipping at the prisoner. Wonder Wife was unable to maintain her composure, and during her giggle fit, the hound jumped onto the bed! (This is a new trick of his.)

The beast was promptly removed from the bed, escorted from the room, and given a bone before the door was closed and locked behind him. Composure regained, Wonder Wife returned to her dastardly husband to foil his evil plans. All went well until Wonder Wife was nearly strangled by her cape (of course I kept it on!) and her boot lace got stuck in the restraints. But rest assured, she did manage to save the day—er, night!

=)